"Sisters": A Dramatic Reenactment

oh boy. was this one of the worst episodes ever. I have to admit that I sat through the whole episode for research's sake, but briefly napped at some points. Or "resting my eyes" as I like to call it. Listen, I don't want you to go through the pain and suffering that I did. So I decided to provide you with a reenactment. Just like people do with the Civil War! (side note to the single ladies - did you know that Civil War reenactments are a great place to pick up men? Its true!Yup, you'll meet some real class acts....) OK, so here we go on our magical journey.

"Sisters"

Narration by Allieaiello

*DING DONG* I wonder who in the heck that could be at my, Sophia's, door? Let me just look out the peep hole here.. oh.my.god. I cannot believe my eyes! could it be? my sister from Sicily who i can't remember her name!

 Let me in Sophia!!!!! I am Italian and have a bad temper. 

Well, you may as well come in so you don't scare the neighbors.

 Sophia - I came all the way to Miami because I hava a bone to picka with you.

I cannot believe you dared to come into MY home after, um, touching my dear Carlo's butt at that dance at the Stardust ball room in um, 1903. 

I cannot believe you just said that to me Sophia! How dare you! Maybe I came all the way from Sicily to tell you how your Marinara sauce tastes like Ketchup. THE CHEAP KETCHUP THAT IS SPELLED "CATSUP". fucking nasty, Sophia!

GASP!!!!!!!

dang girl, that is cold. This argument has worn me out. It is already 5:30pm and I must go to sleep. Come on, you can sleep in my bed. 

THE NEXT DAY....

"yell yell yell ravioli this and that ketchup carlo depression era 39 cent cantaloupe! blah blah blah"

oh. Sophia. we are so old. you have a daughter who belongs to AARP. if we do not resolve this now, we will be buried having never made up. and my sister! my only sister!

***HUGS***

Now we are inexplicably happy and Sophia's sister can go back to Sicily. Just in time for the episode to wrap up and the Hallmark channel still has time to show that commercial for urinary incontinence. 

THE END.